- Only thin and crispy is acceptable. The thinner and crispier the better.
- Only tomato base is acceptable – no barbecue sauce or other unauthorised alternatives.
- Maximum four toppings allowed, in addition to tomato base and cheese.
- Cheese may be mozzarella or shredded cheddar/tasty cheese; caution should be exercised when selecting any other cheese options.
- Absolutely no fruit on pizzas.
- Absolutely no chicken on pizzas.
- Ham is acceptable; bacon is not. Nobody knows why.
- Pizza fusion (e.g. chicken tikka pizza, lamb shawarma pizza) is not acceptable under any circumstances.
- We acknowledge the existence of white pizzas, but choose not to endorse their use.
That is all.
fill up on bread 
I so agree with 5 and 6! Never understood the obsession with pineapple on a pizza….
But what I am interested in is your pizza eating protocol. Do you eat American style i.e. only with your hands/fingers or British style with a knife and fork?
With hands of course. If you have to resort to a knife and fork, then the pizza is not cooked properly and can’t hold its form!