What a welcome home. I will hardly need dinner: there’s eating and drinking in this wine. Concocted purely from blackberries and not from grapes, if I’m not mistaken. I close my eyes each time I take a mouthful to make sure I don’t miss anything.

Now I’m really looking forward to Mena’s birthday trip to the Barossa. There is a wine tour company there called Life Is A Cabernet. With a name like that, who could resist?